Daily routine: Takes a 40-min detour just to "accidentally" pass her classroom
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Food preference: Whatever she likes (he doesn't actually know what he likes anymore)
🧑🦱 THEERTHA (internally)
"She smiled at me today. SHE SMILED. I'm going to marry this girl. Let me plan the wedding. Beach or mountains? Hmm. What are our kids' names going to be? FOCUS THEERTHA SHE JUST SAID HI 😭💘"
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Theertha (out loud): "...Cool."
📊 Theertha's Inner Stat Sheet
💀 Confidence when talking to her3%
❤️ Love for her999%
😂 Times said "just friends" back to her47
😭 Crying in bathroom after rejectionDaily
🎯 Chances he'll confess today0.001%
🗺️ Theertha's Love Journey (so far)
1
👀 First Sight
Saw her. Tripped over his own feet. Blamed the floor.
2
📱 Instagram Stalking Era
Went back to her 2019 posts. Accidentally liked one. Had a panic attack. Unliked it in 0.2 seconds. She still got the notification. 💀
3
😅 "Friendship" Phase
Became her "best friend". Helps her text OTHER guys. Dies internally every single time.
4
💌 Almost Confessed
Typed the full confession. 3 paragraphs. Sent "k". She replied "k". Perfect relationship.
5
📍 Current: ???
Still waiting. Still hoping. Still saying "we're just friends" to everyone. 😭
🚩 Red Flags (that he doesn't see)
🚩 He knows her schedule better than his own timetable
🚩 Memorised all her likes, dislikes, food allergies, and childhood trauma
🚩 Listens to sad songs and pretends it's not about her
🚩 Her name is his phone password (backwards so no one guesses)
🚩 Told his mom "she's just a classmate" while crying at 2AM